Top 10 Things that College Taught Us About Life

2. Drinking

Like in college, the modern professional is presented with plenty of opportunities to have a few pints, pitchers, or cocktails after work. Unlike your fraternity pledge master however, your work supervisor will find it much less entertaining if you show up for the job late, hung-over, or generally unproductive. Sure, you could order that last call drink on a Wednesday night… but Thursday morning will come awfully fast and you won’t have the option of just skipping this class. Save big nights for the weekend, and definitely avoid keg stands at all company parties – even if your inverted shot gunning skills are the pride of Iowa.